ccryptdad:

not enough people talk about this scene from vampire the masquerade bloodlines

briines:

despazito:

This tweet is killing me rn

greelin:

greelin:

losing my mind rn

Hello.

triangleguy:

mwya:

Me listening to a bad song: This is so good

himbofisher:

hey we gave your boyfriend plot armor. well not really he’s just the main character and it’s a necessary part of his character development. yeah we threw a lot of seemingly-insurmountable odds at him but he keeps persevering. it’s essential to the narrative but a bunch of people who only read fanfiction and think they learned media literacy from tv tropes and cinemasins are pretty steamed about it

jdeko:

smol-lizord:

Taking photos of snakes is a lot harder than you’d think 😂😭

i thought you were protecting their identity

greelin:

greelin:

“what do you mean you DIED?” i mean i died. What’s not clear in that statement

you tell people you died once and they just get so baffled and startled by it. like yes i did and i’m still here. it’s just like that sometimes

tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

found a 20 pound iron scorpion effigy in the middle of the woods today would any tumblr wizard or mystic like to tell me what that means

i took him home <3

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

animentality:

skypecallsuicidepact: